40 Random Things That Annoy Me:
- Excessive use of the windshield wipers.
- Trying to spread cold butter.
- Socks that slouch.
- Forgetting where you put your glasses.
- Searching for your misplaced glasses.
- Moustaches. Full stop.
- Room temperature milk.
- Big crowds.
- Slow, indecisive walkers.
- Mascara that won't come off your eyelash-ers.
- Wet band-aids.
- Fake accents.
- Fake.
- Toothpaste that doesn't leave you with that "it stings" feeling. Like Aquafresh.
- Inserts in a magazine that make it hard to flip the pages.
- Trying to find someone in Winners.
- That flappy sound you hear when only one car window is down.
- Salt and Vinegar chips that aren't vinegar-y enough.
- Hilary Duff's uni-tooth. Not her. Just her tooth.
- Witnessing the pig trucks on highway 6.
- Not knowing if your sleeping bag is cold or wet.
- Swallowing your mint gum by accident.
- Pictures hung too high on a wall.
- Yawns that won't come out.
- Cheaters. Unless it's Monopoly...
- Dancing with the Stars.
- F&ckin' Escalades.
- Movies that could be good, but aren't.
- Lost mail.
- Hair elastics that snap prematurely.
- Micromanagement.
- The word "caramel", when it's pronounced "car-mul".
- Rude people. When there's no reason to be rude. And yet they are anyway.
- When there's nothing on the radio.
- Sitting in a chair that's hot from another person's bum.
- Finishing a really good book.
- The mustard nubbin that forms on the top of the mustard bottle.
- Forgetting to turn your alarm off on a Friday night.
- The subsequent waking up too early on a Saturday.
- Hang nails.
5 comments:
I have a few additions:
41. Salt stains on the bottom of your jeans that you only wash once a month.
42. People who put their blinker on after their brakes.
43. Losing handfuls of hair every day in the shower and still having the thickest hair in the world.
44. Having to pull the hair ball out of the shower drain.
45. Leaving the house and wondering if you remembered to lock the door - turning around and going back only to find that it was locked.
46. Realizing that you missed shaving a part of your leg.
47. Going to bed with the window open and then freezing all night long because you're too lazy to get up and close it.
48. Having a dog stare at you while they take a dump.
49. People who wear shorts and tank tops as soon as the temperature is above freezing.
I could go on...
-Poomobile
Gold, Jerry. Gold. I'm laughing out loud over here!
Although I've never experienced #48, I can imagine. I actually did #45 this morning. Let's add another for good measure:
50. People who don't shovel their walks,but instead let the snow pile up, and freeze over, and get all hard and crusty and difficult to climb over. You know who you are.
48. This is especially awkward when you know that they are just waiting for you to turn away first so they can turn around and eat it without being caught.
50. Almost worse than the ones that don't shovel are the ones that only shovel the width of their shovel. If you're already out there does it really take that much more effort to do the whole sidewalk?
BG
LE SIGH!
I know... So frustrating. Or, even worse, the people who do their front walk and steps, but not the sidewalk. What's that about? Hmm?
51. Going into your underwear drawer and taking out the last pair of clean underwear.
52. Going into the same drawer one day later and realizing that there is still no clean underwear therefore forcing you to wear the same pair again...I know we've all done it.
-Free Samlples
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